Aaaaaand...still full of win.
This has got to be up for thread of the year, I swear...
There is a whole other world out there we are so unaware of. I will stay in my world or I'll get the hose again.
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"
Fruity Oaty Bar Jingle: Fruity Oaty Bars! Make a man out of a mouse! Fruity Oaty Bars! Make you bust out of your blouse! Eat them all the time! Let them blow your mind... ohh! Fruity Oaty Bars!
"Burn it to the ground. My only regret would be not being able to burn it a second time." Osiris, on how the world should burn.
Alright, the buck stops here! You wanna know why I was so upset at Fernando's death? Because the dude owed me 50 bucks and he made the best damn fish tacos in zombieland, that's why! Now I'm out 50 bucks and no tacos, why do you think I said "DAMMIT!" when he got bit,...cause I ain't gettin' my half Benjamin dude! Oh and the ex-wife thing,...that woman was hotter than a jalapeño dipped in habanero hot sauce! Let's just say her milk shake brought all the boys to the yard, nuff said! As for my homie Saul, that guy can be a real jerk at times but I'd lather his back with sun tan lotion any day! Oh, maybe that was going a bit overboard but you get what I'm saying! Peace out!
ALL HAIL GENERAL VICTORIOUS!