Chapter 31 Family Ties part 3

[reaper239]

Yes, but I've grown very fond of you even when you're a turd. I find that sometimes there is a bit of truth in your rants at me so I always try and see that first as I can be annoying and I accept the truth of myself. Though, if it's you having your man time of the month I contemplate fantasies of your death and subsequent skinning. I think you would make a lovely pair of slippers.

it puts the lotion on its skin...

[7oddisdead]

Aaaaaand...still full of win.

End of/again.

[Osiris]

Yes, but I've grown very fond of you even when you're a turd. I find that sometimes there is a bit of truth in your rants at me so I always try and see that first as I can be annoying and I accept the truth of myself. Though, if it's you having your man time of the month I contemplate fantasies of your death and subsequent skinning. I think you would make a lovely pair of slippers.

[Litmaster]

Holy Crap!

This has got to be up for thread of the year, I swear...

[Nate Eeez]

There is a whole other world out there we are so unaware of. I will stay in my world or I'll get the hose again.

[Condor]

It's not like Gatekeeper walks around in full BDSM outfits with a ball gag, or a banana boat with feathers or any other stereotypically gay outfit one might see in the village during Pride week (I've been there. I've seen it). He doesn't call people honey, or squeal when he gets upset and profess his undying love for Cher/Barbra/Celine.

That we know of... lol
Although given the story, that would make one hell of an unexpected twist. lmao

Some of us aren't underage and that's what Private messages are for.
PS I have a poor imagination.

This link might help. While not topless, Luna Guardian is in a ripped shirt.

http://www.zombiepodcast.com/forum/s...ll=1#post30936

For the record, that comment wasn't specifically directed at any one person although it certainly came across that way.

[yarri]

Awesome and I <3 you

[Osiris]

Remember that time we all had fun?


Good times.

[Z Sniper]

Alright, the buck stops here! You wanna know why I was so upset at Fernando's death? Because the dude owed me 50 bucks and he made the best damn fish tacos in zombieland, that's why! Now I'm out 50 bucks and no tacos, why do you think I said "DAMMIT!" when he got bit,...cause I ain't gettin' my half Benjamin dude! Oh and the ex-wife thing,...that woman was hotter than a jalapeño dipped in habanero hot sauce! Let's just say her milk shake brought all the boys to the yard, nuff said! As for my homie Saul, that guy can be a real jerk at times but I'd lather his back with sun tan lotion any day! Oh, maybe that was going a bit overboard but you get what I'm saying! Peace out!

[Osiris]

Alright, the buck stops here! You wanna know why I was so upset at Fernando's death? Because the dude owed me 50 bucks and he made the best damn fish tacos in zombieland, that's why! Now I'm out 50 bucks and no tacos, why do you think I said "DAMMIT!" when he got bit,...cause I ain't gettin' my half Benjamin dude! Oh and the ex-wife thing,...that woman was hotter than a jalapeño dipped in habanero hot sauce! Let's just say her milk shake brought all the boys to the yard, nuff said! As for my homie Saul, that guy can be a real jerk at times but I'd lather his back with sun tan lotion any day! Oh, maybe that was going a bit overboard but you get what I'm saying! Peace out!

You've officially creeped me out, brochacho.