We're Not Dead #35

[nikvoodoo]

Hi NikiVoodoo, has anyone explain how Bill got the code to the armory? Maybe Kanini could come back in his notes? If he had any.

Pretty sure they didn't have the coded lock on the armory at the time. They had keys that only a few people in theory had access to and they forgot Bill would have one of those keys. Remember that's how Datu and Burt figured out Bill was able to steal the stuff? Burt figured Bill would have access to the keys to the building, and Datu then realized about the elevator.

So Bill stealing things was as simple as walking downstairs and turning a key.

[Osiris]

Holy shit! I just figured out why Saul and his mom are immune!

Let me explain:

I'm starting to think that the cause is toxic burrito farts... it explains the haze... people being unable to breathe without violent fits of coughing and nausea, the cracks in the ground like some violent force was pushing down but there is no meteor or large object present. Saul had been eating burritos the night before it all happened and he ripped one. It's turning people because the burritos he ate were made with beans that had gone bad and too much hot sauce.

Tanya is immune because, well, she's his mother, changed his diapers when he was a poopy-bummed baby and so the theory of genetics fits perfectly. She's immune to Saul's ass vapours.

This theory may have been influenced by Britt's Burrito Adventure. WND: Episode #33

[Britt]

Hey guys!

Just a heads-up that WND will be recorded next week during We're Alive's weekly break. Some ish has come up, but we should be good to go for next week. Look for WND #35 on April 27th.

[IamPaul]

I would love a chat about how weird it was that Victor was freaked out by Saul's 'immunity'.

[GeneTwo]

Finding guns is bad luck for the WA tower folk. I came to this conclusion after re-listening chapters 1 and 2 before starting chapter 3. So lets get this crack pot theory over with.

Angel and Saul find guns at Locked and Loaded. Pegs drops a vase and causes the WA tower to be over run.

Datu finds a shotgun on the way to the stadium. Datu is captured, finds a girlfriend, then she dies. Datu gets his special super power, the ability to bum everyone out just by entering a room.

Riley finds a bow and arrows. She has a great time with Angel saving Datu, then she starts to realize that she may not be a lesbian at all.

Michael, Pegs, and Kelly raid the Colony armory. Lizzy is kicked out of the WA tower.

I know right.

As soon as Michael finds the armory at Fort Irwin, that place is going down.

[ZomNom]

OMG. I need a new episode. Can you post it by 5:00pm EST Thursday evening? That'd take care of an hour of the 3 hour drive home I have. That'd be great. Thanks.

No?

Ok. Guess I'll just have to save it for the ride back up.

[nikvoodoo]

Hey all I just seem to be the bearer of not good news today. First, The Voodoo Lounge is out for the week and now so is WND. Britt is sick, and I am unable to record. We both apologize to you, the listeners, that we can't discuss this week's amazing episode in a timely manner.

We will be back and better than ever soon. Our apologies.

[Adventureless_Hero]

I am bummed, but more importantly, I understand.

[Osiris]

But... but... my theory about Britt's Burrito Farts being the cure for zombieitus... how will I have answers!?

[Pikepaw]

Well since episode 35 will now be about 29-1, there is something vitally important to discuss. Unless the voices in my head have changed in tone and pitch, Britt finally got her cameo in We're Alive.

If I remember correctly, I think this means digital boxers. No porn!