1. Burt, master shot and I'd let him teach me in his badass ways
2. Skittles, knows how to survive and sure he's deranged but aren't we all a little deranged?
3. Lizzy, badass and hot (at least in my mind)
4. Victor, with him and Burt there'd be so many pop culture references I'd never get bored
I never knew who I was until I woke up naked with a gun.