Blog 39 Use this, not that: Part 3 of inspirational weirdness with pictures.
by, Jul 9th, 2012 at 11:31 AM (577 Views)
To truly grasp the concept of how important toilet paper is to the civilized world. People should see what they could be forced to use if there were no longer any rolls of toilet paper. Also, I felt showing what not to use was a good public service announcement and might save the dignity as well as the tushes of my friends and fellow survivors.
1. The leaf: Not all are created equal in the sight of your fanny.
Morus is a genus of flowering plants in the family Moraceae or commonly called the Mulberry. There are something like 16 varieties of them all soft and ok to use from what I've read. These are considered the best of all leaves to use if you can find them. They grow all over the world from Texas to Asia.
In a pinch you can use these
Along with the Oak, Birch or Beech will also do.
I suspect a soft pine fur tree branch would be all right as long as it wasn't to sappy and it was soft as some of them can be.
Sort of like a toilet brush?
DO not use this:
or you will look like this....
WARNING REALLY GROSS PICTURE DO NOT CLICK IF YOU'RE WEAK OF STOMACH AND UNMANLY!!!!!
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