Eating A Pandemic... um... I'm running out of titles
by, Jun 2nd, 2012 at 12:21 AM (980 Views)
I came across this earlier tonight and had no choice but to re-post it here. All of these food related blogs and threads inspired it. Enjoy, fellow Foodies.
Let us begin.
You will need: 1 loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 ribeye steaks 1 lb mushrooms, an onion and some bacon.
hollow that bread out, bitch
Cook that shit
Don't over cook that shit. Leave your steak rare. It's gonna keep cooking for a bit in the bread.
Shove one of them bitches in the breadhole
Sauce the fuck out of that bitch
Bacon that shit, son
Cheese that shit!
Stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion mixture you can
Then jam that other bitch along inside with the juices from the pan
Sauce that shit some more!
More cheese, bitch
Put that hat on the bowl, son
Wrap that bitch in butchers paper
Foil that fucker
Put a heavy cutting board on top to squish that shit down
Now weight and wait and wait
Used 140lbs of weight and let that shit sit for 4 hours
Take weight off
Now eat the fuck out of that shit!
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